Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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