Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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