brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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