i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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