he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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