i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
