I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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