Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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