I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
