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I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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