Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
In America we eat man semen.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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