and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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