East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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