Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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