But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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