I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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