Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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