i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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