Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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