this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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