Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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