The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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