I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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