I must be too annoying 4 u.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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