I can tuck mytits in my pants
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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