I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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