I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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