I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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