apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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