he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
