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(914): View more from New York

I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

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(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks http://tfl.nu/uwbl

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(315): View more from New York

You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.

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(315): You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter. http://tfl.nu/a7op

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(313): View more from Michigan

then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito

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(313): then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito http://tfl.nu/szdu

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.

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(919): I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes. http://tfl.nu/2m3g

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(702): View more from Nevada

So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am

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(702): So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am http://tfl.nu/tj8n

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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(814): love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house http://tfl.nu/d9cn

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(620): View more from Kansas

Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.

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(620): Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed. http://tfl.nu/m5ja

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.

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(910): I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/hxzm

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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(732): Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful. http://tfl.nu/p1yf

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.

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(262): Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy. http://tfl.nu/dejh

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.

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(603): We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma. http://tfl.nu/dz4i

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.

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(937): I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today. http://tfl.nu/apjg

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(612): View more from Minnesota

How drunk is she?

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She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her

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(612): How drunk is she? (1-612): She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her http://tfl.nu/dk7m

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(630): View more from Illinois

There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?

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(630): There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem? http://tfl.nu/s4pi

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(705): View more from Ontario

Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea

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(705): Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea http://tfl.nu/yqhl

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