You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD