Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night