I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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