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I'm half single.

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Please tell me it's the bottom half.

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(617): I'm half single. (773): Please tell me it's the bottom half. http://tfl.nu/3fsx

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(765): View more from Indiana

just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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(765): just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away. http://tfl.nu/4aee

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(312): View more from Illinois

you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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(312): you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were? http://tfl.nu/ge77

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(248): View more from Michigan

going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.

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(248): going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school. http://tfl.nu/hpld

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(518): View more from New York

Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.

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(518): Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower. http://tfl.nu/xf7t

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(612): View more from Minnesota

a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.

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(612): a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest. http://tfl.nu/dtsn

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(518): View more from New York

September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

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(518): September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location http://tfl.nu/jdkq

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(509): View more from Washington

We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.

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(509): We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house. http://tfl.nu/rb9c

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

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(519): I don't think my arm is broken I can still text http://tfl.nu/umjz

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.

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(330): I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned. http://tfl.nu/myfn

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(705): View more from Ontario

in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.

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(705): in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out. http://tfl.nu/um8l

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(415): View more from California

I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes

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(415): I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes http://tfl.nu/o499

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(443): View more from Maryland

He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".

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(443): He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp". http://tfl.nu/ico5

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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?

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(312): You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time? http://tfl.nu/pzpq

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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

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(617): Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane. http://tfl.nu/ph9r

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