How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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