Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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