The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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