oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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