Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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