that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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