just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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