they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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