so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dignity is for republicans.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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