what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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