I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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