Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
