But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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