gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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