My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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