I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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