the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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