Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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