Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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