i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
There r osticjed everywhere
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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