my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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