I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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