Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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